The Esoteric Science Resource Center

I realize that it's old news, but the much-blogged Harvard Lampoon parody of National Geographic is still lying in huge piles at my local Barnes & Noble, so I braced myself and read through it last night. A small tip to the "writers": you'd best hope and pray that Conan O'Brien or any of the other "Harvard Lampoon Mafia" enablers give you a writing gig on The Simpsons or some other workfare program after you graduate. I used to write funnier articles than this when I was at SCI FI, and lower than that I can't get.